Naughty, But JAG

It's Not All JAG, JAG, JAG You Know...



OK, so it is. Tagged on FB, so re-completed for more hilarity.

Go to: http://thesurrealist.co.uk/slogan.cgi
Put your name in, and generate slogan after each question.
Tag 20 people including me.

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1. What do you say to yourself every morning?
It Takes a Tough Man to Make a Tender JAG (damn straight it does!)

2. What do you want other people to say about you?
Wouldn't You Rather Be JAG? (Yes yes you would)

3. Someone asked you out, your answer is...
Obey Your Jag (I wear the pants, but there's no need to call me Mistress)



4. How would you answer a booty call?
You Press the JAG, We Do The Rest

5. How would you introduce yourself to someone you really like?
Things Go Better With JAG (you'll never want anyone else)

6. To someone you dislike?
Designed For JAG, Engineered To Last (I'll outlive you, bitch)

7. You're in a conversation and you suddenly feel the need to pee, how would you excuse yourself?
JAG Is What We Do

8. Your parents ask you why you got home late, you say...
Central Heating for JAG (aka bedtime!)

9. You're failing a subject, you say...
When It Absolutely, Positively Has To Be JAG Overnight

10. The love of your life asks you to marry him/her, what do you say?
You're in Good Hands With JAG (too right y'are)



11. Your bf/gf is breaking up with you, you tell him/her...
Spreads Straight From the JAG (I'll get over you)

12. Someone told you you're an asshole, you tell them...
Just Like JAG Used To Make

13. What are the best words to describe you?
Bring Out The JAG (and the partay will start!) :)

14. If you're going to have a movie about your life, the title is...
Who Would You Have A JAG With? (JAG, obvs! The one and only...)

15. Your last words before you die...
Doing It Right Before Your JAG

16. Your message to a special someone..
Tense, Nervous, JAG?

17. Title of this post will be...
JAG, Born and Bred

Go wild!

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JAG