At the snow:
Woman: Where did you learn to speak Spanish?
10 year old: From a song.
Girl: What song?
10 year old: Pretty Fly for a White Guy. You know; "uno, dos, tres, cuatro, cinco, cinco, seis."
***
On campus:
[Girls walk away from a woman handing out free cans of Coke Zero.]
Girl #1: Zero is nasty.
Girl #2: Yeah, but it's free!
Also on campus:
Girl: We've been through a lot.
Guy: You have?
Girl: Well, I'm sure you have.
x
JAG
5 comments:
Okay, five blog posts since I replied to your email? Now I'm convinced you're ignoring me. =P
The last quote made me literally LOL. That's... that's golden. I'm putting that in my story,
-jdl
P.S. Is it because I know your real name?
You seem to be very sensitive about how frequently a person emails you. ;-)
And no, it's not because you know my real name. It's because you're stalking me.
Kidding! (Don't get all offended on me now.) I probably couldn't ignore you if I tried, because you're always commenting, etc. :P
Yes, the funniest thing is that it's true. I would love to know to context of that. Send me your story?
x
JAG
LOL. Gotta love Offspring. And I would have to be desperate and on the verge of passing out from thirst to drink anything darker than a Sprite. The only time I drink Coke or Pepsi is to wake up. And that's if there's no coffee nearby.
Oh man I love overhearing stuff. I also love over heard in New York. It's way too funny.
public speaking should be banned for some people!
or maybe it's aloowed for our benefit, is it?!
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