Nerdy guy: I don't understand what the significance of the number 69 is. Can someone explain it to me?
Girl: You go to NYU and you don't know that? (nerdy guy shakes his head)
Girl: To put it bluntly, it's two people giving each other head.
Nerdy guy: Wait, but what does that mean?
Girl: Oh my god...I can't tell you that now. You're the most innocent guy here. It would be like killing a unicorn.
--Kimmel Center, NYU
Guy selling Big Issue [singing/chanting]: This Big Issue is sure to impress [to girl walking past] just like you in that little black dress!
--Bourke St
High school girl #1: I need hair extentions...I mean, look at how short my hair is. It's like lesbian hair!
High school girl #2: It's funny, because it's sort of true.
[They get off at Hair Warehouse]
--on the number 1 tram to Melbourne University
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JAG
3 comments:
LULZ
Wait, what does "giving head" mean?
I expect a detailed explanation of the meaning and origin of the phrase in that email you owe me.
-L
P.S. For those that don't know me, yes, I know what it means.
P.P.S. I don't, however, know what Big Issue is.
Would you like a diagram with that?
The Big Issue is a magazine sold by homeless or unemployed people in Australia (and other countries) in which half of the proceeds go directly to them.
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JAG
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