Saturday, 28 February 2009

I'm so proud

THE OSCARS (deserving of Complete Capitalisation) were last Monday night. Very exciting stuff. Too bad I had a much more thrilling O Week Trivia Night to attend, but these things can't be helped. In short, I missed the Sexiest Man Alive and Aussie Hugh Jackman hosting!

But, thankfully, there are people like Emma, who provide a blow-by-blow (which I very much appreciate) and, of course, Saviour of Us All, YouTube! Enjoy. Again, if you were so lucky.


Seems like a spectacular this year. What was the highlight for you?

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JAG

Wednesday, 25 February 2009

Slumdog Sweep

In honour of the Oscars (and deserving wins) by Slumdog Millionaire:




















By one of my favourite political cartoonists, the one and only.

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JAG

Tuesday, 24 February 2009

Avant Card: No Way!

Some of my older readers* may remember a little feature I used to run on Tuesdays called Avant Card, where I posted pictures of my favourite postcards (published by Avant Card, hence the name) which took a rather Olympic-sized break around that time.

Well - it's baaaack! I'm kicking the year off with one of my absolute favourites. It cracks me up every time, and I love it so much I've stuck it on my door at home. It's also a great message.


























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JAG

*by which I mean readers who have stuck with me, not those readers who are older

Saturday, 21 February 2009

You change your mind like a girl changes clothes

Kudos to Arielle for spotting it first. It pretty much sums up the film.

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JAG

Friday, 20 February 2009

The Bitch Review, Abridged

10 word reviews of 8 (recent) films. Jazzy’s idea.


the painted veil movie Pictures, Images and Photos

The Painted Veil

A beautiful English love story in China. Made me cry.


icon Pictures, Images and Photos

The Dark Knight

Intense, powerful, sinister; the Joker was spooky, Batman was raspy.


Mamma Mia Pictures, Images and Photos

Mamma Mia

Hilarious choreography; spectacular scenery; dubious singing; love Amanda Seyfried.


Changeling Pictures, Images and Photos

Changeling

Angelina outdoes herself, but the treatment of women was horrible.


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Milk

The power and passion of one man – Sean Penn – incredible.


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Into the Wild

Emile Hirsch has never looked better. Moving story done justice.


Wall E Pictures, Images and Photos

WALL-E

Who doesn’t love this cute little robot with a personality?


Ironman// Tony Stark ish Awesome Pictures, Images and Photos

Ironman

A funny action movie without a cliched romance? I'm there!


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JAG

Right? Wrong!

Late last year I received this email:

"Dear Fellow Blogger,

It is my distinct pleasure, as the president of Americans for Limited Government, to invite you today to become a key member of the exciting new conservative “bloggers central,” NetRightNation.com.


I am so pleased to announce that NetRightNation.com is providing bloggers like you, the mainstream media, politicians, and other opinion leaders free, instant access to nearly 60,000 conservative blogs nationwide. And counting.


Above all, we want to make sure NRN is all that you, an important member of the conservative blogosphere, want it to be."


These are people who publish articles like The Climate Change Fraud (they also think like this.)


What I want to know is: where the f did they get this idea I'm a conservative, of all things? I have been called many things, but c-word is not one of them. My dad made me listen to right wing radio all the way across America (considering we were in the Heartland of the American Right) in order to counter my "extreme left wing/Obama-messiah complex" (his words, not mine) which meant I had to listen to the likes of Rush Limbaugh sing "Barack the magic negro" or play "Hallelujah" every time they mentioned Obama's name (which was actually kind of funny.)


(Aside: I also don't understand why so many political parties are called liberal when they're conservative - and it's not just Australia!)


If I were K, I think I'd be insulted, and if I was Sara, I'd be offended.


I'd just like to point out to these people that I am:

1) Democrat

2) pro-gay rights

3) climate change believer and crusader


among other things.


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JAG

Thursday, 19 February 2009

Atheism — Celebrate Reason

Atheism! Pictures, Images and Photos

So, because we're such a progressive, forward-thinking, open minded country, some Australian outdoor advertising company has pulled the plug on a deal with Atheist Foundation of Australia to put slogans on buses.

"How offensive was the message? Was it, "Sucked in, there's no God. Ha, ha, ha"? Was it, "Those hours in church bored out of your brain, those years of guilt and all those prayers? Wasted. God's not real"? Was it, "The look on their faces when they find out God doesn't exist? Priceless."

No. It was, "Atheism — Celebrate Reason". How scary is that? That was after "Atheism — Sleep in on Sundays" and "Atheism — Because there is no credible evidence"* were knocked back. How flimsy does APN think people's faith is if they'd be rocked by a gentle comment like that? How fragile would someone's faith be if they were rocked by a gentle comment like that? If I were a believer, I'd be offended that someone would think my convictions were that shaky. How dare someone assume I was living in some state of suspended intellectual adolescence?

Spain and Canada are all running the British slogan ["There's probably no God. Now stop worrying and enjoy your life"], America's going with "Why believe in a God? Just be good for goodness' sake" and Italy, home of The Grand Poobah of The Roman Catholics, is going with, "The bad news is God doesn't exist. The good news is we don't need him." Ireland will run something similar.

Fancy advertising taking the moral high ground. Since when has the advertising industry worried about offending women by sexually objectifying them, Muslims by advertising alcohol, vegetarians by plugging meat and anyone even remotely interested in the environment by promoting petrol-guzzling four-wheel-drives as a fashion statement. This rejection of what is free speech and falls clearly inside the guidelines of taste seems odd. Perhaps, dare I say it, discriminatory?"


Atheism Pictures, Images and Photos

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Can YOU do this?



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Saturday, 14 February 2009

Valentine’s Day

This V Day, I shall not wallow in self-pity (as I am unfortunately want) with regards to my (painfully) single status. So long as I shall live, and I have friends (such as these), I shall not want for boys (after all, boys are stupid, are they not?) It doesn’t change the fact that I’m still pining after a guy (The Boy), much like last year (new boy, too, and there’s been one between), but I’m not holding out.

And I’m adopting Rayne’s motto: life's more fun without strings, right?



Because really, I wouldn’t have had it any other way. I don’t have any regrets about what might have happened with whom – of course, I wish some of the guys would have asked, but there aren't any moments I shied away from that might have lead to something else, and there haven't been any offers to turn down.

I am young, single and attractive* and one day, my prince (or any prince) will come!


Today, I want to make a shout out/declaration of love/dedication to two groups of people near and dear to me:

  • To all the bloggers who have known me for a year or more now (GAB is going on two years! Excitement!) We’ve been through a lot, and I’m particularly grateful for your constant and ongoing support, especially last April, which stands out as a time that was hard for me to go through, and you were all (and are still!) so lovely. To my more recent readers; you haven’t missed much, and thank you for all your kind words!

  • To all my friends, both bloggers, readers, occasional browsers and otherwise (to mention a few I know peruse this blog – Sara, Gemini, Dancing Feet, Pepito, Dominga, Pixie, Belinda Humble, and maybe others?) – you are the most wonderful people in my life (RL, that is). Thank you for always being there for me; you people are my rock. Seriously.

Consider this my Valentine to you.

Have you heard about the girl who is auctioning off her virginity? (It’s currently going for about $5.3million AUS) I’m thinking I should do the same with The Kiss.

Any bids?

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JAG

*most days of the week

Friday, 13 February 2009

Black Saturday


1000 homes destroyed. Hundreds of thousands of hectares of land devastated. Whole towns and communities decimated, literally wiped off the map. A death toll of nearly 200 that it is predicted to rise to 300. The worst bushfires in history.


It's making big news overseas; even Perez Hilton has taken note.


It's so, so horrible and incomprehensible to imagine what these people have lost; homes, memories, lifetimes, their past, their families and friends. The atrocity of it is that these fires are suspected to be started by arsonists. My mother thinks they ought to receive the death penalty, because it's murder, but as they say on the news, it's often hard to prove. Should they hang?


The only good to come out of this is Australia's response, and it's times like these to be proud of my country. There may only be 20 million of us, but by golly we know how to rally. More than $100 million has been raised already, with the Australian cricket team, the AFL, Coles supermaket, and many others pledging to the cause. Thousands of people are giving blood and donating clothing, furniture, household goods, animal feed, and other items; 14 ship container loads at last count. We're going through our closets at home to give to the Savlos, and are going to donate money. Of course, it's not enough; none of it will ever be enough. But it's something.

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JAG

Thursday, 12 February 2009

Smitten

I’m creating a playlist of love songs.

Kelsey, Metro Station
Now it’s going to get harder, and it’s going to burn brighter
And it’s going to feel tougher each and every day
And so let me say that I love you, you’re all I’ve ever wanted
All I’ve ever dreamed of to come and yes you did come

Hey There Delilah, Plain White Tees
Hey there Delilah, what’s it like in New York City?
I’m a thousand miles away, but girl tonight you look so pretty
Yes you do,
Times Square can’t shine as bright as you, I swear it’s true

Gamble Everything For Love, Ben Lee
Make a list of things you need
Leave it empty except for number one
Write love
Gamble everything

It is You (I Have Loved), Dana Glover (Shrek)
There’s no more mystery
It is finally clear to me
You’re the home my heart searched for so long
And it is you I have loved all along

Anyone Else But You, The Moldy Peaches (Juno)
Here is the church and here is the steeple
We sure are cute for two ugly people
I don’t see what anyone can see in anyone else but you

Can You Feel the Love Tonight, The Lion King
So many things to tell her, but how to make her see
The truth about my past? Impossible; she’d turn away from me
He’s holding back, he’s hiding, but what, I can’t decide
Why won’t he be the king I know he is, the king I see inside?

Something There, Beauty and the Beast
There’s something sweet and almost kind
But he mean and he was coarse and unrefined
But now he’s dear, and so unsure; I wonder why I didn’t see it there before
She glanced this way, I thought I saw
And when we touched she didn’t shudder at my paw
No it can’t be; I’ll just ignore; but then she’s looked at me that way before

I Thought You Were God, Clare Bowditch and the Feeding Set
I was very, very young and terribly in love
And not yet knowing that love alone may not be enough
To counter all the stupid things I thought
I thought you were God

Title and Registration, Death Cab for Cutie
The glove compartment isn’t accurately named, and everybody knows it
So I’m proposing a swift orderly change
Cause behind its door there’s nothing to keep my fingers warm
And all I find are souvenirs from better times,
Before the gleam of your taillights fading east to find yourself a better life

Bridal Train, The Waifs
She was holding her future in her hand, the faded photo of a man
Catch a sailor if you can, the war bride leaves her southern land
All the girls around Australia married to a Yankee sailor
The fare is paid across the sea to the home of the brave and the land of the free

Diamonds on the Soles of her Shoes, Simon and Garfunkel
The poor boy changes his clothes and puts on aftershave
To compensate for his ordinary shoes
She said honey take me dancing but they ended up a-sleeping in a doorway

Everlasting Love, The Love Affair
Open up your eyes, then you realise
Here I stand with my everlasting love

Even Angels Fall, Jessica Riddle (10 Things I Hate About You)
It’s the secret no one tells; one day it’s heaven, one day it’s hell
And it’s no fairytale, take it from me; that’s the way it’s supposed to be
You will fly and you will crawl, God knows even angels fall

I Guess That’s Why They Call it the Blues, Elton John
And I guess that’s why they call it the blues
Time on my hands could be time spent with you
Laughing like children, living like lovers, rolling like thunder under the covers

Goodnight and Go, Imogen Heap
Why’d you have to be so cute? It’s impossible to ignore you
Must you make me laugh so much? It’s bad enough we get along so well
Say goodnight and go

Unchained Melody, Gareth Gates
All my love, my darling, I’ve hungered for your touch
A long lonely time and time goes by so slowly
And time can do so much; are you still mine?

Fever, Peggy Lee
Romeo loved Juliet; Juliet she felt the same
When he put his arms around her, he said “Julie baby you’re my flame;
Thou givest fever, when we kisseth, fever with thy flaming youth,
Fever! I’m afire, fever yeah I burn for sooth.”

(I Love It When You) Call Me Names, Joan Armatrading
Big woman and a short, short man
And he loves it when she beats his brains out
He’s pecked to death but he loves the pain
And he loves it when she calls him names

Breakfast at Tiffany’s, Deep Blue Something
And I said what about Breakfast at Tiffany’s?
She said I think I remember the film
And yes, I recall, I think we both kind of liked it
And I said, well that’s the one thing we got

Son of a Preacher Man, Dusty Springfield
When he started sweet-talking to me
He’d come and tell me everything is alright
He’d kiss and tell me everything is alright
Can I get away again tonight?

Suggestions?

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JAG

Wednesday, 11 February 2009

It is written

I know I've been a little wanting in the blogging department, but I've been sick (mysteriously and unhappily) twice in the past two weeks, been to Melbourne twice in a week (with the upside being that I've been both Slumdog Millionaire and Milk [go read Kayleigh's review, it sums up exactly how amazing a film it is, but better still, go see it!!] both of which I LOVED and are totally deserving of the awards I want them to win at the Oscars) and then visited my mother's family for four days over the weekend. Sara was supposed to be coming to stay this weekend, but she's sick too, and might not be able to make it (to my dismay.) Many stories to come about my fabulous adventures in America, but for now - look! Photos!


Everybody knows that Slumdog Millionaire is about a poor boy from the slums who wins – and wins big – on the Indian version of Who Wants to be a Millionaire? But much like The Curious Case of Benjamin Button it is told in reflection, when the boy – Jamal (Dev Patel, who you may recognise from Skins) – is arrested and tortured under the (contrived) suspicion of cheating. The beginning torture scenes are shocking and horrific, and it sets the tone for much of the film, which does not shy away from the harsh reality of the slums and poverty in India.


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Perhaps the reason this film is so popular is because it’s a film about overcoming adversity (and when doesn’t Hollywood love an underdog story, especially when the underdog wins?), survival, family, friendship, religion, prejudice, love, hope, and above all, an impossible dream of escape. Of course, it’s clichéd slightly but tell me a movie that isn’t in some way predictable. There are also some humorous references to Western stereotypes of India, primarily being the call centres and the Taj Mahal. But we would do well to remember that, as Sharanya says, this film shows but a cross section of Mumbai, not the whole, and certainly not the whole of India. Like any country, impoverished or not, and especially one struggling with a booming population of more than a billion, there are extremes of lifestyle and wealth, both in excess and a lack of, and all levels in between.


The real stars of Slumdog are the Indian children who play the younger Jamal, his older brother Salim and love interest Latika, another refreshing reason to love this film; there are no big name, Hollywood actors in this film. For the most part, they’re native Indians (what do you call someone from Mumbai?) who capture the spirit of a city that has proved – mostly recently this November – resilient.


slumdog Pictures, Images and Photos

“What can a slumdog possibly know?”


“The answers.”


It seems improbable, almost downright impossible that Jamal should know any – let alone all – of the answers the show throws at him. But various and sundry turns his life has taken, from orphaned and homeless to beggar to tour guide to cook to serving tea at a call centre, means he knows more than people think.


However, the magnificence of this film lies not only in the story being told (so uplifting, turbulent and emotional) but in the sensation of it, being expressed and felt and shared through sweeping panoramas, unflinching close ups, a thrilling soundtrack (one of the highlights) and a determination not just to show but to evoke the slumdog experience, as much as possible through the medium of the screen. And it works; the audience laughed collectively when Jamal climbs out through a long drop to get an autograph from his favourite Indian film star, gasped and became palpably tense when it came to that final question. I myself got the shakes and then cried (several times throughout, probably more than I’ve cried in any other film – I don’t tend to cry that much, despite what jdl might tell you). You are inhuman or insensitive if you walk away from this film unmoved.



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9/10


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JAG

Beauty and the Geek

Now here’s a “reality” TV show worth watching, even if it is only to make yourself feel smarter by comparison (or, in my case, console myself that I’m not the only dateless, desperate, never-been-kissed person on the planet). I managed to catch the first episode of this season late one night last week:


Host: which is closer to the Earth, the moon or the sun?

Beauty #1: the sun

Beauty #2: aren’t they the same distance?

Beauty #3: they’re the same thing


H: how many stripes on the US flag?

B: 52


H: who won the civil war?

B: us

H: who is us?

B: The United States of America, we won every war


H: Tell me a word that rhymes with orange.

B: Morange.

H: what’s morange?

B: [laughing] more orange


H: What are the first five words of the Gettysburg address?

B: I don’t know

H: who gave it?

B: I don’t know

H: Where was it given?

B: [shaking head] I don’t know


H: in the equation E=MC2, what does the e stand for?

B #3: let me tell you right now, math and I do not get along


Geek: when was D Day?

Beauty: [shrugs]

Geek: 1942

Beauty: No, that was when Columbus sailed the ocean blue!



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Monday, 26 January 2009

Happy Australia Day




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Sunday, 25 January 2009

The Curious Case of Benjamin Button

To grow younger seems like the ideal – youth is wasted on the young, and all that, so by the time you are young, but old in years and all that, you can enjoy the wisdom of your years. Or something like that. But for Benjamin Button, it would seem that growing young, rather like growing old, is a curse. Ultimately, Benjamin realises three things about growing young, the same of which could be said for growing old; no one is perfect forever, nothing lasts (isn’t that a shame) and "it's never too late or, in my case, too early to be whoever you want to be."


This is not a Brad Pitt movie, in which Brad Pitt plays a man who becomes younger; he is Benjamin Button, whose burden it is to grow young before his time, to live his life backwards, as it were. He first walks, unaided, at age seven (or eighty-something), drinks his first beer shortly after, goes to a brothel (where he surprises with his teenager-like energy), gets drunk and has his first kiss when he is maybe 60 years old (or twenty-something) with Tilda Swinton, who is perfectly cast as an older, unhappily married woman with whom Benjamin has an affair.


The Curious Case of Benjamin Button is, at its heart, a love story of two people for whom the time never seems right, mostly because one of them is growing older while the other is growing younger. The story is told from Benjamin’s point of view, as Daisy’s daughter reads his diary aloud to her on her deathbed, whilst the horrible Katrina gathers force outside. Pitt’s voice is truly suited to voiceover as he recalls his life in a lilting Southern accent. As we remember his life with Daisy, the returns to her hospital bed become unwelcome intrusions in the story of Benjamin Button, born as an old man in a baby’s body, abandoned by his father who, distraught by his wife’s death in childbirth, cannot bear to look upon his bizarre face, and is adopted by the kindly and sterile Queenie.


As a youthful old man, with spirit and energy beyond his years, Benjamin first meets Daisy when she is seven, and he not much older. Though in that moment he falls in love, their time has not yet come. While down at the docks one day, a captain is looking for a man to do a day’s work. Benjamin volunteers, and so becomes part of the crew aboard the Chelsea. He travels to sea ports all around the world, from which he writes to Daisy from everywhere, and in Russia, he meets Elizabeth Abbott (Swinton.) In 1940, when Benjamin is only 22 (in a fifty year old body), the Chelsea is called to serve in the navy. After seeing many terrible things, he returns home, only to meet the lovely Daisy, now a twenty year old dancer (Cate Blancett, as captivating as always.) Over time, they will both meet again, but isn’t until they are both in their forties (by some estimation) that they can finally consummate their love for each other.


Benjamin Button Pictures, Images and Photos


There are two things that make this film Oscar-worthy; the witty, sharp, entertaining dialogue (“Would you still love me if I were old and saggy?" "Would you still love ME if I were young and had acne?") and raw passion and emotion of the acting in the film is what carries it. We do not need Daisy to tell us she could not stand seeing Benjamin becoming younger, better looking, as she became older. The devotion between Daisy and Benjamin is obvious. And the decision Benjamin has to make is painful and heartbreaking. From their first candlelit tryst under a table to their carefree years spent froliking in a New Orleans apartment, it is a sensual love affair, captured just as delightfully by the cinematography. The CGI aging effects are equally incredible. A middle-aged Brad Pitt (I mean Benjamin Button) on a motorbike or a sail boat is a fine thing indeed, but a young, 20-something Brad Pitt is a much, much finer thing.


I had a completely surreal experience in this film in that I lost all sense of time and space, until I saw a koala postcard, and, feeling a jolt of recognition and pride, remembered that I was, in fact, in Australia, in the middle of a warm summer’s afternoon, not in New Orleans, weathering out Katrina, or watching Daisy dance on a Parisian stage, sometime earlier in the last century. Sure and it’s a loooong film, but it is completely engaging, moving to the point of tears in several instances. It is well deserving of the 13 Oscars it has been nominated for, and I hope it is recognised and rewarded as such.


9/10.


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JAG

Hey, Oscar

I’ve only seen two of the films in the Big 5 categories for the Oscars – TDK and CCoBB (somehow, I don’t think that’s going to catch on), the latter of which I saw just yesterday. So, based on such extensive knowledge, I’m going to list who I’d like to/think will win:

Best Picture

The Curious Case of Benjamin Button

Frost/Nixon

Milk

The Reader

Slumdog Millionaire

This category, perhaps, has the toughest competition. I could really see any of these films winning. I’d really like to see Slumdog Millionaire win, or even Milk.


Best Actor

Richard Jenkins, The Visitor

Frank Langella, Frost/Nixon

Sean Penn, Milk

Brad Pitt, The Curious Case of Benjamin Button

Mickey Rourke, The Wrestler

Another tough category. It would be really nice if Mickey Rourke won, but I’d also like to see Sean Penn win for Milk – I’ve heard it’s a stunning performance (which I’m dying to see), which he won awards for in the New York Critics’ ceremony, and in recognition of his fine body of work.


Best Supporting Actor

Josh Brolin, Milk

Robert Downey Jr, Tropic Thunder

Phillip Seymour Hoffman, Doubt

Heath Ledger, The Dark Knight

Micheal Shannon, Revolutionary Road

It’s too bad RDJ didn’t get nominated for best actor for Ironman, because Heath Ledger obviously has this category all tied up – and deservingly.


Best Actress

Anne Hathaway, Rachael Getting Married

Angelina Jolie, Changeling

Melissa Leo, Frozen River

Meryl Streep, Doubt

Kate Winslet, The Reader

Kate Winslet, having won two Golden Globes, for her roles in Revolutionary Road and The Reader, stands a good chance. It’s nice that Anne Hathaway got a nod for her role in Rachael Getting Married – critically well reviewed, I’d like to see it (she’s one of my favourite actresses.)


Best Supporting Actress

Amy Adams, Doubt

Penelope Cruz, Vicky Cristina Barcelona

Viola Davis, Doubt

Tanaji Henson, The Curious Case of Benjamin Button

Marisa Tomei, The Wrestler

This category is up for grabs, however, I think with two nominated from Doubt they’re likely to knock each other out, so it’s between Penelope Cruz, who has been celebrated for Vicky Cristina Barcelona, and is a very worthy actress, and Tanaji Henson, who I thought was very good in CCoBB.


It’s also too bad WALL-E didn’t get nominated for Best Film. I really hope it wins Best Animated Picture and Best Screenplay.


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JAG

Wednesday, 21 January 2009

Hope

George W. Bush Jr’s presidency – and rhetoric – plays like a blooper reel out of a bad B-grade political film. Except that this is reality, and the scary truth of it is, the man who said “you teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test” ran what is arguably the world’s superpower for the last eight years (can anyone believe he won a second term?) Bush may have unintentionally entertained us, year after year, with his long list of quotes such as "Rarely is the question asked, is our children learning?", his ducking of shoe missiles, his coining of words such as “internets,” introducing the APEC summit as the OPEC summit, but his policy, such as the war in Iraq, is no joke.

An article in Time summed it up well: “OK, but didn’t [Bush] do anything right? Well, he came up with serious money to treat AIDS and malaria in Africa. He used the bully pulpit to embrace Muslims in the great post-9/11 American bear hug, when there was a real danger of the opposite reaction. And you could say that Bush’s disastrous presidency vindicates democracy. Let’s not forget that, in 2000, more people voted for the other guy.” (Essay, Michael Kinsley)


God. It is really too bad we didn’t have that other guy.


However, I suspect that, behind the buffoonery, Bush – like fellow Republican Sarah Palin – is a good person, a devoted parent, and a patriotic American. Unfortunately, good leaders and good people are too rarely the same person.


Hopefully, we can look forward to both in Obama.


I watched - like millions around the world - Obama's inauguration speech. While it wasn't quite as inspirational or as uplifting as his victory speech, and may have lacked a catchphrase, a central, ideological quote that summed it up, like FDR's "the only thing we have reason to fear is fear itself" and JFK's "ask not what your country can do for you; ask what you can do for your country," that's not to say it wasn't optimistic, determined and empowering. And so what if he mucked up the oath a little? I've always thought that the way they say, in such long sentences, much be hard to be remember. He's only human, after all - he's not the Messiah.


"On this day, we gather because we have chosen hope over fear, unity of purpose over conflict and discord.


On this day, we come to proclaim an end to the petty grievances and false promises, the recriminations and worn-out dogmas, that for far too long have strangled our politics.


The time has come to set aside childish things. The time has come to reaffirm our enduring spirit; to choose our better history; to carry forward that precious gift, that noble idea, passed on from generation to generation: the God-given promise that all are equal, all are free, and all deserve a chance to pursue their full measure of happiness.


For we know that our patchwork heritage is a strength, not a weakness. We are a nation of Christians and Muslims, Jews and Hindus -- and nonbelievers. We are shaped by every language and culture, drawn from every end of this Earth; and because we have tasted the bitter swill of civil war and segregation, and emerged from that dark chapter stronger and more united, we cannot help but believe that the old hatreds shall someday pass; that the lines of tribe shall soon dissolve; that as the world grows smaller, our common humanity shall reveal itself; and that America must play its role in ushering in a new era of peace.


For as much as government can do and must do, it is ultimately the faith and determination of the American people upon which this nation relies. It is the kindness to take in a stranger when the levees break, the selflessness of workers who would rather cut their hours than see a friend lose their job which sees us through our darkest hours. It is the fire fighter's courage to storm a stairway filled with smoke, but also a parent's willingness to nurture a child, that finally decides our fate."


inauguration ozio Pictures, Images and Photos


But let’s be straight about one thing. It would do us well to remember that Obama is half-black. That is not to question or undermine that he is black, but only to point out that Obama’s background has arguably been a mostly white one. Does that make him any less black? Perhaps, in some people’s eyes. But more than anything we should celebrate that he is of mixed race. Like the young boy Nulla in Australia, who is accepted by neither whites nor Aboriginal because he is both, is it not those of mixed race who are, at least not so long ago, shunned by both? So it is not of greater significance, then, that Obama, being not black or white but both, should be able to unite all Americans, black, white, alike?


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JAG

Have you always had that mole? It’s lovely

It only took me a year or two after everyone else, but I’ve finally caught onto the craze (read: newfound addiction) that is Skins. And by golly am I addicted! It’s a good thing (relatively) that I’m not currently in possession of any Scrubs, or I wouldn’t get any sleep at night!

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I was intrigued by this show a while back, and highly recommended it, first by Gem, then by Emma whose season one review is much better than mine, and basically mirrors my thoughts.


What's not to love? The British accents that are almost impossible to understand (“these are my frans”), the cute boys, the scrapes, the attempts to lose virginity, the constant sex, the drug highs, the alcohol binges, the wild parties, the angry parents – it’s like a page out of our own lives, right?


Well, maybe for Brits.


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Sid is a bumbling, lovesick sweetheart (no, I’m not developing another TV crush…OK, maybe just a little. But he could lose the beanie more than once.) Cassie, though, is my darling. She’s spacey, but she’s smarter than people give her credit for. Well, except when it comes to the not eating. She’s working on it, though.


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Tony (Nicholas Hoult, who has come a long way – and a lot cuter – since his miserable About A Boy days), on the other hand, is a complete and utter arse.


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It’s hilarious, but it hits you with some pretty hardcore shit. Drugs, overdoses, death, secrets, homosexuality, betrayal, and I know pregnancy is in the bag – but this isn’t in some glossy, Gossip Girl, “my daddy will pay for this to go away” afternoon recreation, it’s gritty, “fuck it all” drama, and therein lies its allure. It’s tough, complicated – each teen has their own messed up universe to deal with – and down to earth, which is a nice change from airy fairy shows like The OC.


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JAG

Saturday, 17 January 2009

Summer When It Burns

Australian summers are, perhaps, unlike any other. They inevitably involve dry, oppressive heat; bushfires; snakes; grass going to seed; cricket; tennis; beer.

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Kate Holden sums it up pretty well: “the windows and doors open, the sweet zephyrs wafting, the bare skin sunning, the beer gardens, picnics and cricket grounds your new pleasure palaces, the fridge full of cold drinks and cucumbers…the scent of hot eucalypt bark…pub crowds spilling out on to the street…perplexity at where all the young women have bought their perfect, smooth, tanned legs: there must be a shop, surely they aren’t simply born with them? Nectarines. Treeless streets of parched asphalt down which one much stumble laden with shopping under the pitiless glare of afternoon sun. The extraordinary russet gilding of trees around dinner time, when each leaf seems brassed with warmth. Storms. The irresistible temptation of late-night strolls in air as soft as warm water.”

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But, as she rightly points out, “there are a few drawbacks to the heat. Unbearable lassitude, for one. It’s hard to be productive when you’re forced to lie prone one a couch weakly soaking your feet in buckets of cold water and letting the watermelon juice trickle from your mouth into your ears.”

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For me, summer is the Australian Open – we usually go, but this year we aren’t, as my brother is going to be in Cambodia doing charity work – either in Melbourne or watching from home under a struggling air conditioner, icy poles, lemonade, endless hours reading, dust storms, looking out for snakes, seeking cool solace in the creek, and playing tennis on our gravel court.


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How are your winters and/or summers?


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JAG

I’m Ba-a-a-ck!

I have returned to sunny, sultry, sunburnt shores of Australia (and am sure to subsequently become sunburned too soon), recovering from jet lag. As a result, full post(s) and photos to come,* but at the moment, only highlights.

-Hawaii was beautiful, green, overgrown and wet, as per usual. Shared my holiday destination with the President-elect, who was staying on another side of the Island (and made the paper everyday with his golf playing and use of the military gym.)


-The Grand Canyon was the absolute highlight. It snowed! And it was spectacular. We were able to see it both by walking around the South Rim and by helicopter flight. Amazing and awe-inspiring from every angle.


-Las Vegas was a shock to the system; girls, gambling and gluttony. The Strip itself is surreal, replicas of New York, Paris, Rome, Venice, and Egypt. Being underage in Vegas, about the only thing we could do (apart from shop, which believe me, we did!) was go to a show – Cirque du Soleil and Criss Angel’s** Believe, which was stupefying.


-LA was lovely, even if there are too many people and the smog is so
mething horrific. But the beaches – and shopping! – were very impressive. No celebrity spotting, probably because we flew out the day before the Golden Globes. We stayed in Beverly Hills, which was very nice (but that’s not to say we stayed in a 5 star hotel.)


I can’t tell you how much I’ve missed reading your blogs, I feel like I’ve missed so much. Feel free to leave me a summary comment about how your Christmas/holiday
s have been (with links, if you like) – much appreciated! Tell me everything. ;-)


Did anyone see any good movies over the summer? I’m dying to see Slumdog Millionaire, Benjamin Button, Changeling and Milk.


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JAG


*Unfortunately, my new 1GB memory card – bought solely for the purpose of being able to take more photos – decided it wanted to be formatted after I’d taken almost 200 photos in Hawaii. I was able to use my brother’s camera for the rest of the trip, but can’t get any of the photos I took off my memory card. So frustrated.

**Has anyone heard of him before? He has a TV show called Mind Freak, and apparently is quite the sensation.